Post by deliac on May 18, 2005 13:55:19 GMT
Okay, I know this is immature, but I just couldn't help myself...
For some reason, I've been getting psychic letters. I've never ordered anything psychic - I'm not even very interested in the subject - but somehow I got on a list.
The first few I read, laughed, then ripped the letter up. But they keep coming and now it's getting annoying.
Today's was from Skye Alexander. I started thinking that this must be some kind of huge mail fraud thing, so I went online to look it up and found this board.
These "Psychics" should be ashamed of themselves - ripping off innocent people like that. The more I read, the more I thought about it, the madder I got. Okay, I positively know what I did next is wrong, but I just had to.
I responded to Skye Alexander's letter by filling out the order form the most sarcastic way I could think of - ya know, like, filling in "Mars" as my place of birth, etc And I made my own "check box" that said "yes, take me off your freakin mailing list" and, of course, I checked it. I filled in my credit card numbers in the following fashion:
B-I-T-E-M-E
Then my signature:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Then I thought - "if Ms. Alexander wants 20 bucks, I'll give it to her". I even went as far as to Xerox copy a 20 dollar bill. I drew a conversation bubble coming from President Jackson's mouth sporting the words: "Stop ripping people off" then proceeded to write "ha ha ha ha ha ha..." all over the rest of the fake bill. I put the bill and the order form in the handy-dandy return envelope (enclosed for my convenience) and mailed it. It was worth the 37 cents because I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time
I'm pretty sure this will take me off their list...either that or I'm gonna turn into a frog or something
For some reason, I've been getting psychic letters. I've never ordered anything psychic - I'm not even very interested in the subject - but somehow I got on a list.
The first few I read, laughed, then ripped the letter up. But they keep coming and now it's getting annoying.
Today's was from Skye Alexander. I started thinking that this must be some kind of huge mail fraud thing, so I went online to look it up and found this board.
These "Psychics" should be ashamed of themselves - ripping off innocent people like that. The more I read, the more I thought about it, the madder I got. Okay, I positively know what I did next is wrong, but I just had to.
I responded to Skye Alexander's letter by filling out the order form the most sarcastic way I could think of - ya know, like, filling in "Mars" as my place of birth, etc And I made my own "check box" that said "yes, take me off your freakin mailing list" and, of course, I checked it. I filled in my credit card numbers in the following fashion:
B-I-T-E-M-E
Then my signature:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Then I thought - "if Ms. Alexander wants 20 bucks, I'll give it to her". I even went as far as to Xerox copy a 20 dollar bill. I drew a conversation bubble coming from President Jackson's mouth sporting the words: "Stop ripping people off" then proceeded to write "ha ha ha ha ha ha..." all over the rest of the fake bill. I put the bill and the order form in the handy-dandy return envelope (enclosed for my convenience) and mailed it. It was worth the 37 cents because I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time
I'm pretty sure this will take me off their list...either that or I'm gonna turn into a frog or something